Saturday, March 8, 2008

This week's headlines from the "You don't say!" category.

Nobel winner: Hillary Clinton's 'silly' Irish peace claims

- You mean First Ladies don't broker international peace agreements...and never have? You dont say...



Hampton injured in second spring start

- Mike Hampton is hurt? What...?


Private Eye Accused of Spying on Targets

- A Private Eye actually is stealthy? No...


Rice, Abbas Urge Resumption of Talks

- Palestinians shell 2 Israeli cities...then, murder 7 teenage seminary students...Israel gets pissed and threatens action....and Abbas wants to talk. Really...?


NORTH KOREAN NUCLEAR ENGINEERS in Syria.

- You mean there actually is an axis of evil? Seriously...?


And, Finally.....Record snowfalls mean big meltdown


-Snow melts? Huh...?

1 comment:

spydrz said...

It's almost unfair to post headlines from the USA Today. I mean, every headline is like that.