In times of tragedy, there is a need for levity. In that spirit, I turn to Mr. Colbert of The Colbert Report. He has a spot on his show where he puts people 'On Notice', and it is incredibly ridiculous and funny. I've gone here and created my own list. These folks/things are officially On Notice!
*begrudging credit due to micah world....and this is the only reason why he isn't atop those rapacious global warming alarmists on the list.
4 comments:
Sounds great!
Does Color Me Badd really need to be "put on notice?" That seems a bit like putting Spiro Agnew on notice: I think everyone can agree it should go without saying. My only two theories are
1) Color Me Badd has somehow made the news recently, and I failed to hear or read of it;
2) More likely, you want an apology for the "vocal group" fooling you---in the early '90s---into tolerating, accepting, or even celebrating their trademark brand of gay slow-jam. You were wrong...so were millions of others...let it go.
It could also be that you were just trying to make a joke ("Color Me Badd" as an object inherently worthy of ridicule, or simply a funny-sounding word or phrase like "pulled pork" and "shuttlecock"), which I just clumsily made unfunny. In such a case, I expect I'll be seeing my own name "on notice" in the near future...
Hey, I feel honored to elicit a stronger negative reaction than Color Me Badd.
And that's not the original "On Notice" board that I created for you. Wha' happened?
Micah - what's even more is that you're above "Marxist distillation of History" but below "Global Warming Alarmists"....
Oh well, I'm above all of them.
Come to think of it, how is a John Denver more deserving of recompense that say, "Marxist Distillation of History"?
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